I saw this little set of questions in 's journal and noticed I was tagged. It seemed like a good way to let the world develop its own perception of the type of person I am, so I answered every question as sincerely as I could. Proceed at your own risk.

Your name?
The spectacular Mr. Chimichanga.

If possible, your age?
Eleventy-billion.

When did you start drawing?
When I was a lad, a strange man that smelt of feet approached me with a gun in his hand and demanded that I draw him a smiley face under threat of death through bullet wounds. Having no paper or writing utensils on hand, I drew it in the snow with a nearby pickle. Satisfied, the gentleman merely placed me in a sack and beat me with a fish, allowing me to leave when he grew bored, which, incidentally, took hours. I've been drawing ever since...

Which hand do you use for drawing?
My middle one.

Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Transvestites

Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Bald.

Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or left?
Diagonally... Pretty sneaky, sis (Connect Four commercial reference).

Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Dunno, better ask the guy who drew my mug and profile shots based on that witness's description.

What do you have problems in drawing?
You. Turn around so that I can see your face better. It's hard drawing you from the back.

What do you like to draw?
Things that are invisible to the human eye.

Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Well I'm not a digital construct and I'm far from traditional in terms of pretty much anything, so I must be a tomato.

Where do you start drawing from?
Indonesia.

What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Before I can begin, I have to visualize myself as the paper, which means I have to understand the paper, which means that I must act as the paper, so I lay flat on my desk until something comes to me. This is probably why I draw either the ceiling or the wooden texture of my desk most of the time.

Any tips for coloring/shading?
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How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Two-Thousand years for each individual line drawn.

What music do you listen to while you draw?
I make up my own as I sketch. I got one that's about a small town girl livin' in a lonely world. She ends up taking the midnight train going anywheeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.........

How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
How long were all three of Peter Jackson's extended "The Lord of the Rings" movies combined with time for several trailers, commercial interruptions and directors commentary?

Your favorite drawing utensils?
Unsuspecting people, buckets of paint, rope, a pendulum device and a wall to slam them all into.

Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. There are -8- callers ahead of you. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Your favorite style(s)?
I really like the one that my barber gave to me last week. It's just so darn light and comfortable, yet it still flows in the breeze of a midsummer day.

What kind of artist are you aiming to be?
A master of the arts of seduction and interpretative dance... What, I have dreams too, ya know!

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